Murphy's Law: Kaji kiri of the Academic Hashashin
This is comedy gold. Brace yourself. I am laughing, crying, bursting into flame. My final draft paranoia induced check has done me in. Can you believe this? Insert the swearwords of your choice here.
So, I go through with my highlighter. It's 330am, I'm being really thorough - unusual for me.
I look at the Capstone Essay instructions.
I make sure my docs are all named correctly. Ok. Cool.
I click on the DropBox, anticipating my warm bed.
And guess what. In the blink of an eye, the terror is upon you.
The entire fucking system goes down.
Hey! Let's try it now!
No, still offline.
And, you know... there was this part of the Capstone website that included a little bit called "When Technology Fails". I printed it, but after a week of paper shuffling, article reading, draft printing... I have no idea where it is. I might have thrown it out.
You know what made the Joker crazy?
Excuse my vulgar language. I should be trying to make a good impression upon the LiveJournal 'verse, but... words fail me. I want to swear, but I cannot.
This is perverse. Still down. My wrist hurts. I should be tired, but instead my nerves are all jangly. I'm supposed to be at work in 4 hours. Oh, how the greek gods destroy!
I regret... NOTHING. Current Mood: indescribable